Happiness is a warm laser sighted taserIn Sadville, they were close. But in our world, the relationship quickly took a turn for the worse.
He dumped her. She walked into his office with a gun and tried to kidnap him.
And when that failed, she broke into his apartment with handcuffs, some duct tape, a taser, a BB gun, and a dog named Gogi, shining some sort of "laser beam" onto his chest before he fled the scene and called the cops.… .
